Now I'm Scared

Something bad is going to happen at the end of next August. Only Karen knows, but she's not telling.

Juz Puttin Up Mah Feets

Iz that so wronz? Hay, youz gots any Animal Planets on the interwebz?

??

I don't even know.

Integrity

Karen stopped by Food Hole to pick up anchovies, tomato sauce, and olives. After much confusion--"Garlic?" "No, we have garlic." "Garlic." "No."--she returned home with 23 items and the truest words ever spoken:

"I'm really bad at shopping for what we need. But I'm awesome at buying what I want."

I can dig that.

Qlars

Don't tell anyone, but qlars are being formulated. Look for them sometime in April.

Intermission

Trust no one.

Future Cities